"The Heart-Murmur Kid" Kevin J. Podsiadlik

A Few Scattered Thoughts

Not a whole lot to say right now, but they're dropping hints again about banishing me to nWWWo Japan, and I just can't stand sushi, so....

Based on the bit of WXO wrestling I've actually seen on TV, and CRZ's usual dead-on reports on the shows, I believe I now know what the "X" in "WXO" stands for.  It stands for "strike", as in bowling and Family Feud.   Thus, the full acronym "WXO" stands for "We're Striking Out". Which, after three shows, they've pretty much done, I think.

You may have noticed in the "Miss Congeniality" WWF commerical, that Miss Connecticut was declared the winner.  What you may not have noticed, however, was that the sore loser who started the brawl was... Miss Georgia.  Heh heh heh...

I, too, have been puzzling over just what in the "nursing home" commercial caused ABC to reject it.  Only thing I can think of was one senior citizen's repetition of the Godfather's "HO train!" call. I'm guessing that was it based on the fact that on Smackdown everyone has to lamely refer to the Godfather's entourage as "the ladies". Demeaning to women and all, I guess the theory goes.

Speaking of Super Bowl commericals: While the "cat herder" commercial was certainly hilarious, I have to kind of feel for the people who work in that huge structure a few miles north of me.  Somehow I don't think the image jibes with the self-image they had of their own jobs.

Every week of this McMahon-Helmsley era, I get more and more interested in just what Vince's excuse will be for standing back and letting the dastardly duo supposedly run his company right into the ground.  I'd have thought maybe he'd have an out in that he'd been looking for some "backup" which would have come in the form of the newly-dubbed Radicals, but no dice.

Speaking of Benoit, Malenko, Guerrero and Saturn, why is it when I see a name list like this I keep thinking "The Law Firm Of..."?

I am so bummed that Big Show had his locks trimmed.  I had this perfect "mini-Big Show" look going and my hair was just getting to the right length, too.  Damn.

Maybe "The Heart-Murmur Kid" Kevin J. Podsiadlik could try for the Al Snow look instead.  Give him head, er, your piece of mind, at kjp@airmail.net.

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